i don't think he knows about second breakfast.
What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Christmas Lights Headboard Tutorial 101 Woonideeen. I used Chrome to translate, but this is a cheap and easy 30 minute DIY. I’ve also used the rope lights in a similar way.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Christmas Lights Headboard Tutorial 101 Woonideeen. I used Chrome to translate, but this is a cheap and easy 30 minute DIY. I’ve also used the rope lights in a similar way.

mostlycatsmostly:

luna ♥
I may as well just reblog this weekly.

mostlycatsmostly:

luna ♥

I may as well just reblog this weekly.

ranyakumo:

opening up animal crossing after not playing forever like

image

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

image

october 1st 

image


—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie